England - USA - Algeria - Slovenia
Now, some would have you believe that England have been drawn into the easiest group in this tournament.
But not me.
England have in fact been drawn into the easiest group of any tournament ever! Not since Israel's qualification to the 1958 World Cup (look it up) has there been such a seemingly effortless path laid out for a team. So just how sweet would it be if they were to cruise through the group, only to then meet Germany in the Round of 16?
Of course it might not come to that. In fact the lure of an England v USA fixture might just be too much for a budding pro-Al Qaeda sympathiser to resist...
It's almost too much for me!
But, barring random acts of terrorism you'd expect the English to progress easily. The fact that Rio Ferdinand will not be there just makes that job easier. Maybe he should have stuck with his budding acting/singing career. Stupid bastard.
As for second place, well I sure hope it isn't the Americans. Maybe Algeria would be a chance had they not persecuted their own population to such an extent that they all went off and won a World Cup for France instead.
Slovenia?
Exactly.
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