If you've been reading the English papers you might have the impression that Fabio Capello is spoilt for choice when it comes to selecting the English keeper. That is until you realise that one of the three candidates is David James. Well, the field got narrowed further still last night with the worst display of public ball-handling since the death of Michael Jackson.
Poor old Rob Green (or "Rob Green, useless f**ker", depending on who you speak with)has provided the internet community with the ultimate Epic Goalkeeper Fail. So, clearly the job belongs to Joe Harte. Not only does he appear to have innate positional sense, fantastic agility and eyes in the back of his head, he also plays his club football at Man City, so would be accustomed to disappointment. Perfect.
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All together now:
"Tainted Gloves, woh-oh"
"Tainted Gloves"
Brilliant.
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